Yup that’s me.
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
what did i just read
Irish women are strong as fuck
I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
i’m sorry i’m not sorry
WHAT BREED OF DOG IS THAT I WANT ONE
things i like:
things i do not like:
- reading for a grade
- learning for a grade
so basically school ruins my motivation for things
IT’S MOTHER F*CKING COMMISSION TIME
I’ve finally, thanks to the positive feedback from my lovely followers, decided to
ignore my deep art insecurities and fear of failurefinally open up commissions!
Note: If you would like any of your pictures animated (ex: x,x,x,x), please tell me when contacting me about your commission. The pricing is dependent on how much I’m animating and I’m very kind on pricing.
I plan on having up to 5 slots be open at a time and will make sure to notify when the spots are filled. This is first come, first serve. The first ones to message me will be given priority over the others.
Also, while I’m at it, please do not ask for a commission through my ask box.
It is difficult to keep track of messages through the ask box over time. I would much prefer you e-mail me your information. I will list my contact info more towards the end.
What I’m looking for when you commission me:
- Your tumblr username
- what you’re purchasing
- character references (much appreciated)
- any extra comments/preferences
Please do be polite. I care very much about that and I want this to be an enjoyable experience for the both of us.
More examples of my art:
- Chibi (x,x,x,x,x,x)
- normal (x,x,x,x,x,x,x)
- Regular sketches - differs from detailed sketches (x,x)
- detailed sketches (x,x,x,x,x)
- comics (x,x,x,x,x,x)
What I’m willing to draw:
- OCs (references required)
- Character designs (for you..but give me an idea)
- Fandom art
- your OTP or whatever
- Some gore art (not too crazy)
- …hesitant NSFW (don’t go too crazy on me)
- "furry"/anthro art
- cute kissy smooch smooch (u3u)
What I’m not willing to draw:
- Incredibly kinky art (watersports, scat, tentacle porn, et cetra)
- furry porn
- hardcore gore
If you aren’t sure on whether or not yours is acceptable to me, make sure you message me. I’ll clarify.
All payments will be made via Paypal.
- Contact me at: email@example.com (my email and Paypal)
A lot of the information in regards to how pricing works is already listed above. However, if you have any questions, feel free to message me about anything you are unsure of.
Thank you guys!
(!!Signal boosting would be great!!)
I made a froakie cake roll and it turned out adorable
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE